mcs

diagnosis: middle child syndrome
symptoms include the following:

-misbehave to get attention
-go with the flow
-work as little as possible
-be less parent-dependent then their siblings
-an easy going personality
-trouble choosing a career path
-trouble maintaining a career
-quick loss of interest in things
-negative outlook on life
-half-assing
-indecisiveness
-become the ‘loner’ of the family, not participate in family events unless told to.
-play the peacemaker
-be more likely to go to a friend for advice than a parent
-be very creative (writing, arts, music, etc.)

congratulations cathleen. you have been diagnosed with the middle child syndrome and don’t you worry, it is not fatal, but it is an emotionally scarring condition. it might be a bit difficult to deal with forgotten dates, neglection, and your parents showing favoritism towards your older and younger sibling but you’ll be fine. look, there’s even famous middle children out there, such as madonna and david letterman! so don’t worry, you are completely fine. completely.